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June 21, 2005
The Joke I Changed
*This was a blonde joke when I received it. I don't like blonde jokes but I thought it was funny. So, I've edited it!*
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde person behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing the person was oblivious to his flashing light and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "Pull over!"
"No!" the blonde person yelled back, "turtleneck!"
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Hi,
I left a lengthy note on your June 20 post--the one about Arizona's high heat.
Posted by: Paul N. | June 22, 2005
GAH! I'm so sorry, I've still not gotten back on the wagon yet when it comes to blogging. I'm trying though!
Loved the unblonde joke. :'')
I'm so sorry to hear about your Uncle passing on. Life IS short and my Grandma, I feel, is being threatened to move on to the 'next life' as we speak. She's not been doing well and for no apparent reason, as she's healthy and tests came back normal. I hope that you've been able to find comfort in the fact that your Uncle went peacefully in his sleep, and again, I'm sorry for your loss!
*hugs*
-Tabi
Posted by: Tabi | June 23, 2005
HA! that was funny. your "editing" wasn't much though. I have nothing against blondes but the jokes are hilarious!
Posted by: Satya | June 23, 2005
He he he! The un-blonde joke amused me!
Wish i wasn't so easily amused!
But life would be so much less fun!
Posted by: Ned | July 02, 2005