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April 08, 2006
Unconscious Mutterings
I say ... and you think ... ?
Buck:: Buck (from Bill Cosby)
Harry:: Potter (just rewatched the 3rd one today)
Play:: Pretend
Monstrosity:: Evil
Nightclub:: Dancing
Missing:: Milk Carton
Sprout:: Alfalfa
Flavor:: injector (too many infomercials!!)
Identity:: Stolen
Saucy:: Spicy!
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April 07, 2006
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April 06, 2006
My New Store!!
Click on the picture above to be directed to the store.
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April 05, 2006
The Rich & The Poor
country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be
considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the
trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a
creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond
our sight.
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to
protect them."
The boy's father was speechless.
Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if
we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we
don't have.
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April 01, 2006
Redneck Joke
Dearest Redneck Daughter,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we
moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Hampton, Arkansas
family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they
wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I'm not to sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried and
hot because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned.
We had him cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they
couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt .... Mom
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Parenting License??
Do you think people should have to have a parenting license to "procreate"? Umkay...that's an odd one. It opens up sooo many doors and windows of questions, doesn't it?
My first thoughts were "How on earth would they enforce this rule?" and "What would the punishments be for breaking it?"
I don't know if I wanna go there!
I do wanna know what you think though!
Go to this article to read more.
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